Sweet Home Chicago?

What in the hell is going on in Chicago, IL?
Bears fans are burning and pissing on Cutler jerseys.
Car Salesmen are getting fired for wearing Packer ties.

Jeez...what are they adding to the water in the Windy City?

I'll get right to the point.

My response to the 1st moronic story: 
Burn the jersey. Pee on the jersey. Do what you will with it. It's YOURS.
A wise rocker once had the perfect response to his heavy metal album being burned by relgious zealouts.
He said, "They've got to buy 'em before they can burn 'em".

That's right. You just burned a jersey you paid for.
Next you can flip your car in protest of the automotive industry bailout.
Then burn your house to show your displeasure with the real estate woes in America.
And make sure the news is around to catch your stupid-ass doing these things because I want to laugh watching it from the comfort of my living room while wearing my Chicago Bears Snuggie...which ironically my wife has tried to burn on several occasions...but for wholly different reasons.

My response to the 2nd moronic story:
Dude, take the tie off and keep your job. You've got a family to support.
You just started working there.
Do you really want to tell your wife you lost your job because of your Packers tie?

You think this guy CHOSE to wear this?
His BOSS told him what to wear Foo!

Is the boss within his rights to tell you to remove the tie?
HELL YES!
Employers do it all the time.
It's called a company dress code.
And management usually has the freedom to interpret what is and is not appropriate.
Hell, fast-food joints seem to design ugly uni's for their employees on purpose.

Now, I can hear some of you already,
"Dude. Cut him some slack. He was wearing the tie in honor of his grandma who was a die-hard Packer fan."
You know what -- get out of my face with that garbage.
I mean, he's got my condolences on losing his grandma and all.
But, she passed away on Friday!
If she was such a huge part of his life, what the hell was he doing at work on Monday?!

Dude, she lived in Chicago. You live in Chicago.
Shouldn't you honor your Big Momma by being with your family right now instead of trying to sell cars to Bears fans while sporting that gawd-awful Packers tie?

Alright, whatever.
These people have had more than too much time in the spotlight.
But, as of today, I have vowed to never visit  Chicago...or at least, I won't drink any of their tap-water while there.
There is something screwy in it.

It seems Oprah is the only normal person left in Chicago.
Next thing you know, even she will turn all weird on us and start introducing us to family members no one knew she had and stuff.
Wait a minute.......what the........damn, it's worse than I thought.

NOTE:
I don't really own a Snuggie...from any team.
My wife made me add this because she's afraid someone she knows may read this and find out she's married to a weeny.

Respect the Billycock Foo!