Don't know who's winning, but I know who's losing...DALLAS COWBOY FANS.
I guess the Packers representing the NFC is better than the Philadelphia Eagles or New York Giants from a Cowboy fan perspective.
But, not by much.
Yet, the worst part is who is coming in for the AFC.
Could it get any worse for Cowboy fans than having the Steelers coming in for the AFC?
I don't think so.
The Steelers are already one-up on the Cowboys in overall Superbowl wins at 6.
The Cowboys are currently tied with the San Francisco 49ers at 5 over-all Superbowl wins.
So I guess the true nightmare match-up would have been the 49ers vs the Steelers in this year's Superbowl.
However, that was never a real threat...what with the 49ers having as bad a record as the Cowboys this year.
Still, you have got to feel bad for Dallas Cowboy fans...especially if the Steelers win.
Watching the Steelers celebrate Superbowl win number seven in Jerry-World will be like having your girl bring a date to your house for Valentines Day dinner. OUCH!
For Cowboy fans, it's not enough that Tony Romo's shoulder is broken, every member of the coaching staff is unproven in their positions or proven to be lousy in their positions, and there's more holes on their roster than a good GM could fill in a single offseason (much less Jerry Jones).
No, all of that is not enough.
Now the Football Gods have seen fit to send the Steelers into Jerry-World for what will likely be Superbowl victory number seven.
Can it get any worse for the Cowboy-nation?
Yes. I hear that, after the Black Eyed Peas perform at half-time, Terrell Owens is scheduled to come out and dance the Soulja Boy in the middle of the sacred blue star on the fifty yard-line while wearing his old 49er uni.
Then, just for kicks, Mean Joe Green will get on a lift and pull Roger Staubach's name off of the ring of honor before chugging a Coca-Cola (thereby destroying Jerry Jones' Pepsi contract).
Yeah I can see it happening.
And all I can say is "I'm sorry".
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